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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13791

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Probably the earliest flyswatters were nothing more than some sort of striking surface attached...
John Peel

Quote #16306

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones.
Emily Saliers

Quote #17268

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
You have to laugh at yourself because you’d cry your eyes out if you...
Blaise Pascal

Quote #16234

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The heart has arguments with which the logic of mind is not aquainted.
US Marine Proverb

Quote #16768

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It is always easier to ask forgiveness than permission.
Pearl Buck

Quote #19576

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
At my age the bones are water in the morning until food is given...
Aesop

Quote #5500

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
Aeschylus

Quote #9907

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
When a man’s willing and eager, the gods join in.
Aristotle

Quote #1865

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
We must as second best…take the least of the evils.
Anon.

Quote #3290

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Old hackers never die. They just go to bitnet.
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