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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13667

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you’re a boxing referee, it’s probably illegal to wear a bow tie that...
Longinus Cassius

Quote #19791

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Whom did it benefit.
Sam Levenson

Quote #15134

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the ‘up’ button.
Michel Eyquem de Montaigne

Quote #15778

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
To philosophize is nothing else than to prepare oneself for death.
Plato

Quote #6291

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I have hardly ever known a mathematician who was capable of reasoning.
Mother Theresa

Quote #4430

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for...
Jameson Green

Quote #13477

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Telling the truth will lead you to freedom telling the lies will lead you...
Jenny Craig

Quote #12197

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It’s not what you do once in a while, it’s what you do day...
Scott Adams

Quote #727

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
We expect others to act rationally even though we are irrational.
Josh Billings

Quote #737

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
There is nothing so easy to learn as experience and nothing so hard to...
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