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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13921

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
You know what makes good hair for a snow man REAL hair. Don’t ask...
Pliny the Elder

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True glory consists in doing what deserves to be written in writing what deserves...
Virgil

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Whatever it is, I fear Greeks even when they bring gifts.
Bernard Baruch

Quote #69

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I made my money by selling too soon.
General Douglas MacArthur

Quote #20831

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Americans never quit.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13853

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I wish I lived back in the Old West days, because I’d save up...
National Lampoon

Quote #20978

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
William Orville Douglas

Quote #12675

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Religious experiences which are as real as life to some may be incomprehensible to...
Raymond Chandler

Quote #4450

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The law isn’t justice. It’s a very imperfect mechanism. If you press exactly the...
Nicholson Baker

Quote #10422

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
In my case, adulthood itself was not an advance, although it was a useful...
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