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I wish outer-space guys would conquer Earth and make people their pets, because I’d...
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Truth is the safest lie.
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May it not be that, just as we have faith in Him, God has...
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The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn’t...
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My mother loved children — she would have given anything if I had been...
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A duty dodged is like a debt unpaid it is only deferred, and we...
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Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor for a subject...
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A merry Christmas to everybody A happy New Year to all the world
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When an actor comes to me and wants to discuss his character, I say,...
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Men are only clever at shifting blame from their own shoulders to those of...