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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13724

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Too bad you can’t just grab a tree by the very tip-top and bend...
Anon.

Quote #3242

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Old programmers never die. They just can’t C as well.
Cullen Hightower

Quote #14183

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
There’s always somebody who is paid too much, and taxed too little – and...
Truman Capote

Quote #11599

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.
Sir Walter Scott

Quote #2390

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Look back, and smile on perils past.
Coming to America

Quote #4657

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Cleo McDowell Look… me and the McDonald’s people got this little misunderstanding. See, they’re...
Homer

Quote #7332

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
He lives not long who battles with the immortals, nor do his children prattle...
Andrew Schneider

Quote #21561

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I’m grateful to you. If it weren’t for you, I’d be in Cicely right...
Dan Kelly

Quote #14709

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The effects of kindness are not always seen immediately, Sometimes it takes years until...
Solomon Short

Quote #17500

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The only winner in the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky
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