Quote #3329
You can’t deny laughter when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair...
Quote #21509
In this business you either sink or swim or you don’t.
Quote #3719
Teaching has ruined more American novelists than drink.
Quote #13867
If you make ships in a bottle, I bet the thing that really makes...
Quote #5901
We participate in a tragedy at a comedy we only look.
Quote #10278
It takes little talent to see what lies under one’s nose, a good deal...
Quote #17993
The cloning of humans is on most of the lists of things to worry...
Quote #21077
If you don’t know what to do, call the media and at least give...
Quote #17502
Any great truth can — and eventually will — be expressed as a cliche...
Quote #5546
Happy the people whose annals are blank in the history books