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Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, ‘I think...
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Life is God’s joke on us. It’s our mission to figure out the punchline.
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If I come back as a horsefly, I think my favorite thing would be...
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Brains, like hearts, go where they are appreciated.
Quote #3638
Speak when you are angry–and you will make the best speech you’ll ever regret.
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There is no other way of guarding oneself against flattery than by letting men...
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There are still some people who think that we have Stalin to thank for...
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Don’t one of you fire until you see the whites of their eyes.N.B. A...
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He that dies a martyr proves that he was not a knave, but by...
Quote #8634
When you choose your friends, don’t be short-changed by choosing personality over character.