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I have no need of your God-damned sympathy. I only wish to be entertained...
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There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the...
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The thinker dies, but his thoughts are beyond the reach of destruction. Men are...
Quote #6238
Live free or die.
Quote #16171
The best ideas come from jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
Quote #15282
Censorship, like charity, should begin at home but, unlike charity, it should end there.
Quote #12005
War is much too serious a matter to be entrusted to the military.
Quote #10507
Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the...
Quote #4916
I think Superman should go on the Larry King show and announce that he...
Quote #2113
Only sick music makes money today.