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Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to...
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Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in...
Quote #2675
Illegitimis non carborundum.Lat., Don’t let the bastards grind you down.
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Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered
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The miracle is this–the more we share, the more we have.
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Here’s a good joke to do during an earthquake Straddle a big crack in...
Quote #18909
You have been my friend. That in itself is a tremendous thing. I wove...
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The only way of knowing a person is to love them without hope.
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The strength of the United States is not the gold at Fort Knox or...
Quote #10779
I had an immense advantage over many others dealing with the problem inasmuch as...