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If the lesser mind could measure the greater as a footrule can measure a...
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We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for ours...
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Civilization is the process of reducing the infinite to the finite.
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...
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I know that every good and excellent thing in the world stands moment by...
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Conquer thyself, till thou has done this, thou art but a slave for it...
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The better work men do is always done under stress and at great personal...
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Something is rotten in the state of Denmark.
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I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary...
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No one is promiscuous in his way of dying. A man who has decided...