Quote #15488
In this life he laughs longest who laughs last.
Quote #7692
My country, right or wrong, is a thing that no patriot would think of...
Quote #5498
A liar will not be believed, even when he speaks the truth.
Quote #1445
Wayne Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries.
Quote #4269
A man who enjoys responsibility usually gets it. A man who merely likes exercising...
Quote #2361
Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
Quote #8973
All of us, at certain moments of our lives, need to take advice and...
Quote #20895
To be turned from one’s course by men’s opinions, by blame, and by misrepresentation...
Quote #1975
Peter Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use...
Quote #13665
I think a good gift for the president would be a chocolate revolver. And...