Quote #21125
At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and...
Quote #14271
Blessed are the young, for they will inherit the national debt.
Quote #10715
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
Quote #14613
As far as we can discern, the sole purpose of human existence is to...
Quote #21084
Never eat more than you can lift.
Quote #9996
When written in Chinese, the word ‘crisis’ is composed of two characters – one...
Quote #12952
Never feel self-pity, the most destructive emotion there is. How awful to be caught...
Quote #583
All great masters are chiefly distinguished by the power of adding a second, a...
Quote #21392
All marriages are mixed marriages.
Quote #15252
If you haven’t got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to...