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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13845

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I remember how the other kids used to say that old Mister Swenson was...
Antoine De Saint-Exupery

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If someone wants a sheep, then that means that he exists.
Mark Duffy

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People say I’ve had brushes with the law. That’s not true. I’ve had brushes...
Will Rogers

Quote #3413

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
We are all here for a spell get all the good laughs you can.
Sophocles

Quote #1083

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
For God hates utterly The bray of bragging tongues.
Joe E. Louis

Quote #3694

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I don’t like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves.
Robin Norwood

Quote #20969

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Make your own recovery the first priority in your life.
Oliver Goldsmith

Quote #6442

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The dancing pair that simply sought renown,By holding out to tire each other downThe...
Mark Twain

Quote #1748

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out the conservative adopts...
Marc Chagall

Quote #8909

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Only love interests me, and I am only in contact with things that revolve...
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