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Exile, for no other motive than ease, would be the last defeat, with no...
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A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you’re in deep water.
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Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my...
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Hollywood is a place where they’ll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss...
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So live that you wouldn’t be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the...
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Funny-peculiar or funny-ha-ha
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Christmas is the season when people run out of money before they run out...
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The difference between a rich man and a poor man is this — the...
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If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were...
Quote #7196
To own is to fear.