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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
A good way to keep a mob of peasants from killing your monster is...
Greek Proverb

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Where there is a sea there are pirates.
Cornelius Stam

Quote #17690

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Not only as each new year dawns, but constantly, persistently, the God of all...
P. J. O'Rourke

Quote #3560

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Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by...
Arnold Glasgow

Quote #4940

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Make your life a mission – not an intermission.
John Donne

Quote #3014

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Twice or thrice had I loved thee, Before I knew thy face or name.
Kahlil Gibran

Quote #2860

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Doubt is a pain too lonely to know that faith is his twin brother.
Chinese Proverb

Quote #9106

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Behind an able man there are always other able men.
Harry Shearer

Quote #21384

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If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure
Phyllis Theroux

Quote #21697

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
To send a letter is a good way to go somewhere without moving anything...
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