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If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be...
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Develop an attitude of gratitude, and give thanks for everything that happens to you,...
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We must use time as a tool, not as a couch.
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Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn’t seem to crack. Women...
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Wise men profit more from fools than fools from wise men for the wise...
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I guess one of the funniest memories of my grandfather was the time I...
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I remember we were all horrified to see Grandpa up on the roof with...
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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you’ll land among the stars.
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When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth....
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I think one way police departments could make some money would be to hold...