Quote #12061
The new Haitian baseball can’t weigh more than four ounces or less than five.
Quote #749
We hate those who will not take our advice, and despise them who do.
Quote #20639
And so, my fellow americans ask not what your country can do for you...
Quote #13786
When people say that the desert is lifeless, it just makes me want to...
Quote #13726
There should be a detective show called ‘Johnny Monkey,’ because every week you could...
Quote #18007
Greater love hath no man than this, that he lay down his friends for...
Quote #11998
I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and...
Quote #14101
Misery is when grown-ups don’t realize how miserable kids can feel.
Quote #6063
Nature never did betray The heart that loved her.
Quote #16322
One of the secrets of life is to make stepping stones out of stumbling...