Quote #2385
In the end, everything is a gag.
Quote #7326
It is equally offensive to speed a guest who would like to stay and...
Quote #5150
The only thing to do with good advice is pass it on. It is...
Quote #11265
Humor is just another defense against the universe.
Quote #7454
We are not retreating – we are advancing in another Direction.
Quote #5746
In charity there is no excess.
Quote #8192
I just don’t think it’s good for us to be run out of town....
Quote #11301
Act as if it were impossible to fail.
Quote #13652
If God dwells inside us, like some people say, I sure hope He likes...
Quote #7959
A cucumber should be well-sliced, dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out.