Quote #417
If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must Man be...
Quote #2172
A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that’s...
Quote #13743
If you ever teach a yodeling class, probably the hardest thing is to keep...
Quote #8579
If wisdom were offered me with this restriction, that I should keep it close...
Quote #7098
He who has achieved success has worked well, laughed often and loved much.
Quote #20227
Everything in the world may be endured except continued prosperity.
Quote #8776
We don’t know a millionth of one percent about anything.
Quote #17363
If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting...
Quote #10474
They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.
Quote #16040
Tact is the knack of making a point without making an enemy.