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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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I wonder if the polite thing to do is always the right thing to...
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Sandy Carl I want you to kill all the gophers on the golf course...
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The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it.
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I just don’t think it’s good for us to be run out of town....
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My grandkids say, ‘Reality Bites.’ O.K., but it also challenges and rewards…I believe our...
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It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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I think a good gift for the president would be a chocolate revolver. And...
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Thomas is racing for it, but McCovey is there and can’t get his glove...
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No sensible decision can be made any longer without taking into account not only...
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