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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13857

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I bet when they weren’t fighting, Vikings with horn helmets had to stick potatoes...
Florida Scott-Maxwell

Quote #21503

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I grow more intense as I age.
George Santayana

Quote #9723

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Skepticism, like chastity, should not be relinquished too readily.
Louis K. Anspacher

Quote #10094

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Marriage is that relation between man and woman in which the independence is equal,...
Faith Popcorn

Quote #21149

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The trouble in corporate America is that too many people with too much power...
Guy Albert Lombardo

Quote #15236

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Many a man wishes he were strong enough to tear a telephone book in...
Anon.

Quote #3244

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Some authors should be paid by the quantity NOT written.
Jean Anouilh

Quote #10085

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Saintliness is also a temptation.
Stephen Leacock

Quote #20690

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I detest life-insurance agents they always argue that I shall some day die, which...
Plato

Quote #6304

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The direction in which education starts a man will determine his future life.
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