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Twenty years a child twenty years running wild twenty years a mature man-and after...
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An optimist thinks this is the best of all worlds. A pessimist fears the...
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Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
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A bone to the dog is not charity. Charity is the bone shared with...
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Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration.
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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
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The true teacher defends his pupils against his own personal influence.
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A whole is that which has beginning, middle and end.
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Unable are the Loved to die For Love is Immortality.
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If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror,...