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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If life deals you lemons, why not go kill someone with the lemons (maybe...
Paul De Gondi

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When you are obliged to make a statement that you know will cause displeasure,...
Wilson Mitchell

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It’s not what happens to you it’s what you do about it that makes...
Ambrose Gwinett Bierce

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Children require guidance and sympathy far more than instruction.
Peter P. van Oosterum

Quote #18522

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If you do, it’s too little. Just being will do.
Lowell Duckett

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Gun control has not worked in D.C. The only people who have guns are...
Charles R. Swindoll

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People who soar are those who refuse to sit back, sigh and wish things...
La Rochefoucauld

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Quarrels would not last long if the fault were only on one side.
Thomas John Watson, Sr.

Quote #18768

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
Tennessee Williams

Quote #19060

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The world is a funny paper read backwards. And that way it isn’t so...
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