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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13665

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I think a good gift for the president would be a chocolate revolver. And...
Dr. Seuss

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them.
Gloria Swanson

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Never say never, for if you live long enough, chances are you will not...
Mae West

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Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried.
Theodore Roosevelt

Quote #6590

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
When they call the roll in the Senate, the Senators do not know whether...
Lois McMaster Bujold

Quote #19552

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
A weapon is a device for making your enemy change his mind.
Bruce Jenner

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I learned that the only way you are going to get anywhere in life...
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Quote #977

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One is not idle because one is absorbed. There is both visible and invisible...
William Wordsworth

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Life is divided into three terms – that which was, which is, and which...
Thornton

Quote #19037

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The planting of trees is the least self-centered of all that we can do....
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