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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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If you go to a costume party at your boss’s house, wouldn’t you think...
The Talmud

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The sun sets without thy assistance.
Joan Rivers

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A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen...
Arthur C. Clarke

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If an elderly but distinguished scientist says that something is possible, he is almost...
Arthur C. Clarke

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Politicians should read science fiction, not westerns and detective stories.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Tell them dear, that if eyes were made for seeing,Then beauty is its own...
e e cummings

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for whatever we lose (like a you or a me) it’s always ourselves we...
Jesse Lair

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Children are not things to be molded, but are people to be unfolded.
Hammurabi

Quote #13937

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If a man destroys the eye of another man, they shall destroy his eye.
Ray Douglas Bradbury

Quote #11168

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Don’t think. Thinking is the enemy of creativity. It’s self-conscious, and anything self-conscious is...
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