Quote #15963
The genius of you Americans is that you never make clear-cut stupid moves, only...
Quote #6873
A hotel isn’t like a home, but it’s better than being a house guest.
Quote #6092
The best measure of a man’s honesty isn’t his income tax return. It’s the...
Quote #10256
She knows there’s no success like failure And that failure’s no success at all.
Quote #21476
In Mexico we have a word for sushi Bait.
Quote #5441
What’s mine is yours, and what is yours is mine.
Quote #9669
Thou art a cat, and a rat, and a coward.
Quote #14606
The air is full of souls those who are nearest to earth descending to...
Quote #21219
It’s sad when our daddies die. Makes us one less person inside.
Quote #13656
To me, clowns aren’t funny. In fact, they’re kinda scary. I’ve wondered where this...