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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Here’s a good tip for when you go to the beach A sand dollar...
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The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every...
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And all the winds go sighing, For sweet things dying.
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A weak man has doubts before a decision, a strong man has them afterwards.
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Don’t be afraid to ask dumb questions. They’re more easily handled than dumb mistakes.
Albert Camus

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You cannot acquire experience by making experiments. You cannot create experience. You must undergo...
Andrew Lang

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He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lampposts — for support rather than...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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The tired and thirsty prospector threw himself down at the edge of the watering...
G. K. Chesterton

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I believe in getting into hot water it keeps you clean.
Joe Moore

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Childhood is that wonderful time when all you need to do to lose weight...
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