Quote #2486
He harms himself who does harm to another, and the evil plan is most...
Quote #10876
Life is just a mirror, and what you see out there, you must first...
Quote #8191
People don’t start wars, governments do.
Quote #13852
Probably to a shark, about the funniest thing there is is a wounded seal,...
Quote #11008
Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds...
Quote #15831
It’s practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry.
Quote #15968
A ready way to lose your friend is to lend him money. Another equally...
Quote #21218
When something that honest is said it usually needs a few minutes of silence...
Quote #2282
I can’t listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer...
Quote #12686
What a wretched lot of old shrivelled creatures we shall be by-and-by. Never mind-...