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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Whenever someone asks me to define love, I usually think for a minute, then...
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Never complain about growing old, Because so many never get the chance
Frantz Fanon

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Fervor is the weapon of choice for the impotent.
Edmund Burke

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We must not always judge of the generality of the opinion by the noise...
Charlie McCarthy

Quote #15522

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Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.
Edgar Watson Howe

Quote #14317

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Abuse a man unjustly, and you will make friends for him.
Unknown

Quote #18214

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The only thing that you can carry with you on your travels Is your...
George Washington

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To please everybody is impossible were I to undertake it, I should probably please...
Stanton Delaplane

Quote #12482

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How much money did you make last year Mail it in. suggestion for a...
Ronald Reagan

Quote #8257

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Damn it, Pierre, what do you want me to do We’ll go sit with...
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