Quote #13769
I wish I could shrink down to the size of an ant. And maybe...
Quote #7491
Real life is, to most men, a long second-best, a perpetual compromise between the...
Quote #5694
Nothing is more damaging to a state than that cunning men pass for wise.
Quote #13149
It is easy to forget that the most important aspect of comedy, after all,...
Quote #7469
Life is the soul’s nursery–Its training place for the destinies of eternity.
Quote #7025
Never injure a friend, even in jest.
Quote #14632
All wish to be learned, but no one is willing to pay the price.
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If you put a billion monkeys in front of a billion typewriters typing at...
Quote #2199
My defenses were so great. The cocky rock and roll hero who knows all...
Quote #1730
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are...