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The distance between the present system and our proposal is like comparing the distance...
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It’s practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry.
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Don’t think you are going to conceal thoughts by concealing evidence that they ever...
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Separated lovers cheat absence by a thousand fancies which have their own reality. They...
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not...
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You start out giving your hat, then you give your coat, then your shirt,...
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It’s probably not a good idea to be chewing on a toothpick if you’re...
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I am sailing out along parallel 32.5 to stress that this is the Libyan...
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Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding,...
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Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...