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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Sometimes I think you have to march right in and demand your rights, even...
Mark Twain

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When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could...
Gaius Petronius

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One good turn deserves another.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13815

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Sometimes I think I’d be better off dead. No, wait. Not me, you.
Albert Einstein

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Only a life lived for others is a life worthwhile.
French Proverb

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Love is union with somebody, or something, outside oneself, under the condition of retaining...
Peter Ustinov

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I was irrevocably betrothed to laughter, the sound of which has always seemed to...
Charles Roberts Buxton

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In life, as in chess, forethought wins.
Henry Louis Mencken

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Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
Bennett Alfred Cerf

Quote #11713

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Censor a self-appointed snoophound who sticks his nose in other people’s business.
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