Quote #12016
You can put wings on a pig, but you don’t make it an eagle.
Quote #12994
It’s a great advantage not to drink among hard-drinking people. You can hold your...
Quote #20774
I looked always outside of myself to see what I could make the world...
Quote #13275
The comfortable estate of widowhood is the only hope that keeps up a wife’s...
Quote #12759
I am for integrity, if only because life is very short and truth is...
Quote #11978
I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor...
Quote #15575
My job is to bore you and let the hardness of your seat and...
Quote #13901
If you’re pretty happy, but you have a little Chihuahua that’s always biting you...
Quote #4025
The right to swing my fist ends where the other man’s nose begins.
Quote #2449
I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can...