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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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If the captain invited me to his party, after he had whipped me earlier...
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Do not compute the totality of your poultry population until all the manifestations of...
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There is a fullness of all things, even of sleep and love.
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The herd instinct seems to be the strongest human emotion, one that the race...
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What passes for optimism is most often the effect of an intellectual error.
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I have one yardstick by which I test every major problem-and that yardstick is...
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BesideCother art to be learned — not to see what is not.
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Quote #13823

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Higher beings from outer space may not want to tell us the secrets of...
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Quote #18912

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Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog...
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There was a time when the reader of an unexciting newspaper would remark, ‘How...
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