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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13762

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think...
Phyllis Mcginley

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
A hobby a day keeps the doldrums away.
Jean de la Bruyere

Quote #14973

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We perceive when love begins and when it declines by our embarrassment when alone...
Rowland Evans, Jr.

Quote #12892

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The Kennedy organization doesn’t run, it purrs.
Marcus Tullius Cicero

Quote #7017

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Democritus maintains that there can be no great poet without a spite of madness.
Bertrand Russell

Quote #7492

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A sense of duty is useful in work, but offensive in personal relations. People...
Sir Winston Leonard Spenser Churchill

Quote #11914

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Never give in, never give in, never, never, never, never — in nothing, great...
W. Somerset Maugham

Quote #8649

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I don’t know why it is that the religious never ascribe common sense to...
Daniel Webster

Quote #18819

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I was born an American I will live an American I shall die an...
Anthony Trollope

Quote #18128

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I do not think myself to be a worm, and a grub, grass of...
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