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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Playing dead not only comes in handy when face to face with a bear,...
Arnold Glasgow

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One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before...
William Shakespeare

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As flies to wanton boys, are we to the godsThey kill us for their...
Eric Hoffer

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You can discover what your enemy fears most by observing the means he uses...
Marlene Dietrich

Quote #12585

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Its the friends you can call up at four a.m. that matter.
Victor Hugo

Quote #985

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If a man has his throat cut in Paris, it’s a murder. If 50,000...
Miguel de Cervantes

Quote #9674

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Be brief, for no discourse can please when too long.
William Butler Yeats

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Think where man’s glory most begins and ends, And say my glory was I...
Andrew W. Mathis

Quote #20835

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It is bad luck to be superstitious.
Tom Lehrer

Quote #20739

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.
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