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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Can’t the Marx Brothers be arrested and maybe even tortured for all the confusion...
Thomas Merton

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The truth that many people never understand, until it is too late, is that...
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With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did...
Sidney Greenberg

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A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks...
William Lloyd George

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He’s no failure. He’s not dead yet.
Lady Nancy Astor

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The main dangers in this life are the people who want to change everything...
James Thurber

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The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations...
H. A. Overstreet

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To hate and to fear is to be psychologically ill … it is, in...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13699

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You know what would make a good story Something about a clown who makes...
Marysarah Quinn

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A job is what we do for money work is what we do for...
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