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I’m too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people...
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He is as mad as a March hare.
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When anger rises, think of the consequences.
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There are two great rules in life, the one general and the other particular....
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Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel.
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You can do what you want to do, accomplish what you want to accomplish,...
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When a dog bites a man that is not news, but when a man...
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A nuclear power plant is infinently safer than eating, because 300 people choke to...
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When making personal decisions, listen to what your head says then listen to what...