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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If I ever become a mummy, I’m going to have it so when somebody...
Horace

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Adversity has the effect of eliciting talents, which in prosperous circumstances would have lain...
Oscar W. Firkins

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Humor is not a postscript or an incidental afterthought it is a serious and...
George Walker Bush

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Terrorist attacks can shake the foundations of our biggest buildings, but they cannot touch...
Merry Browne

Quote #11348

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Preconceived notions are the locks on the door to wisdom.
Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire

Quote #18623

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Love is a canvas furnished by Nature and embroidered by imagination.
Bob Dylan

Quote #12742

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What’s money A man is a success if he gets up in the morning...
Colley Cibber

Quote #11968

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Possession is eleven points in the law.
Lester R Bittel

Quote #10916

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Minds are like parachutes. They only function when they are open.
Jerome K. Jerome

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I like work it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for...
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