Quote #13738
I think there probably should be a rule that if you’re talking about how...
Quote #15594
Incompetents invariably make trouble for people other than themselves.
Quote #18293
We more frequently fail to face the right problem than fail to solve the...
Quote #19181
(Speaking about Satchel Paige’s pitching)It starts out like a baseball and when it gets...
Quote #8735
The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get...
Quote #3228
I speak BASIC to clients, 1-2-3 to management, and mumble to myself.
Quote #3642
Real, constructive mental power lies in the creative thought that shapes your destiny, and...
Quote #18626
Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.
Quote #13849
Instead of raising your hand to ask a question in class, how about individual...
Quote #2309
He that thinks himself the wisest is generally the least so.