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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Sometimes I think you have to march right in and demand your rights, even...
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The grave is the general meeting place.
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A snake lurks in the grass.
Charles Dudley Warner

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It is one of those beautiful compensations of this life that no one can...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13886

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If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let ‘em...
Jonathan Winters

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If your ship doesn’t come in, swim out to it
Reubin Askew

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We must stop talking about the American dream and start listening to the dreams...
William Shakespeare

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A jest’s prosperity lies in the ear Of him that hears it, never in...
Ford Maddox

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Only two classes of books are of universal appeal. The very best and the...
Lord Thomas Dewar

Quote #999

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The only thing that hurts more than paying an income tax is not having...
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