Quote #18918
Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the...
Quote #10429
The future is like heaven, everyone exalts it, but no one wants to go...
Quote #13743
If you ever teach a yodeling class, probably the hardest thing is to keep...
Quote #8095
The basis of our government being the opinion of the people, the very first...
Quote #4286
We look before and after, And pine for what is not Our sincerest laughter...
Quote #14076
To be matter of fact about the world is to blunder into fantasy —...
Quote #8809
If you would marry suitably, marry your equal.
Quote #3412
Politics has got so expensive that it takes lots of money to even get...
Quote #13809
When you first start wearing a turban, probably the most common mistake is wrapping...
Quote #806
True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen.