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A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...
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A crash is when your competitor’s program dies. When your program dies, it is...
Quote #3898
The doors of wisdom are never shut.
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What is good for the country is good for General Motors and vice versa.
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To business that we love, we rise betime and go to’t with delight.
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… it’s simply wrong to always order kids to stop that fighting. There are...
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Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears I come to bury Caesar, not to...
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The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out,...
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Men in however high a station ought to fear the humble.
Quote #16856
A tough lesson in life that one has to learn is that not everybody...