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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13640

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If I come back as an animal in my next lifetime, I hope it’s...
Marcus Tullius Cicero

Quote #7014

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
There is nothing so ridiculous absurd* but some philosopher has said it.
Frank Tyger

Quote #18169

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The art of advice is to make the recipient believe he thought the thought...
Ted Williams

Quote #19071

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.
Johann Georg von Zimmermann

Quote #18660

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Do not think that your Learning and Genius, your Wit or Sprightliness, are welcome...
Joe Murray

Quote #15919

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Marriage should be a duet — when one sings, the other claps.
James Earl Jimmy Carter, Jr.

Quote #11670

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
An act of terrorism totally outside the bounds of international law and diplomatic tradition....
Havelock Ellis

Quote #20116

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The absence of flaw in beauty is itself a flaw.
Andrew Schneider

Quote #21567

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The vow of silence, that’s the mind-blower. See, talking is what I do… i...
Baron de la Brede et de Montesquieu

Quote #15802

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It is not the young people that degenerate they are not spoiled till those...
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