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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13869

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I think in one of my previous lives I was a mighty king, because...
Alexandre Dumas

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…love without esteem cannot go far or reach high. It is an angel with...
Cato the Elder

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Wise men profit more from fools than fools from wise men for the wise...
Steve Martin

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I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.
Jimmy Durante

Quote #20008

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I hate music, especially when it’s played.
Samuel Goldwyn

Quote #13383

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I had a monumental idea this morning, but I didn’t like it.
Thornton

Quote #19039

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy...
Chinese Proverb

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a...
Billy Madison

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Juanita Ooh that boy’s a fine piece of work all right. He’s a fine...
Edmund Burke

Quote #8001

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The only infallible criterion of wisdom to vulgar minds — success.
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