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The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up,...
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The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained...
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The big mistake that men make is that when they turn thirteen or fourteen...
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Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...
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Happy is said to be the family which can eat onions together. They are,...
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Originality is a thing we constantly clamour for, and constantly quarrel with.
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Kindness causes us to learn, and to forget, many things.
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Never advise anyone to go to war or to marry.
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‘But it is always interesting when one doesn’t see,’ she added. ‘If you don’t...
Quote #17927
We need quiet time to examine our lives openly and honestly. . . spending...