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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Why is it that we will laugh at a man in a clown outfit,...
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If ever two were one, then surely we. If ever man were loved by...
Henny Youngman

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I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up – they have...
Josh Billings

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There is nothing so easy to learn as experience and nothing so hard to...
Koran

Quote #14915

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Wealth and children are the adornment of life.
James Russell Lowell

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But all God’s angels come to us disguised…
Woody Allen

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If only God would give me some clear sign Like making a large deposit...
Orson Scott Card

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Humanity does not ask us to be happy. It merely asks us to be...
Anon.

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I speak BASIC to clients, 1-2-3 to management, and mumble to myself.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Quote #20271

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What government is the best That which teaches us to govern ourselves.
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