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If you’re in a boxing match, try not to let the other guy’s glove...
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Human subtelty will never devise an invention more beautiful, more simple or more direct...
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Life’s dirty. Life’s unclean you know. It’s birth, it’s sex, it’s the intestinal tract....
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Silence propagates itself, and the longer talk has been suspended, the more difficult it...
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When you are not practicing, remember, someone somewhere is practicing, and when you meet...
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The fact that I have no remedy for the sorrows of the world is...
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It is seldom that liberty of any kind is lost all at once.
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Teaching a child not to step on a caterpillar is as valuable to the...
Quote #5725
The general root of superstition is that men observe when things hit, and not...
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Billy Hey I’m trying to score points with the teacher today. DON’T SCREW IT...