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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13655

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you’re an archaeologist, I bet it’s real embarrassing to put together a skull...
Maduro Ash

Quote #10212

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Threats don’t work with the person who’s got nothing to lose.
Jane Wagner

Quote #18671

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.
Peter Ustinov

Quote #18489

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If the world should blow itself up, the last audible voice would be that...
John Gunther

Quote #20443

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Count Hermann Keyserling once said truly that the greatest American superstition was belief in...
Ovid

Quote #8820

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The result justifies the deed.
John Dryden

Quote #2036

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Set all things in their own peculiar place, and know that order is the...
Epictetus

Quote #6816

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
In every affair consider what precedes and what follows, and then undertake it.
John Mitchell Mason

Quote #20937

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Judge thyself with the judgment of sincerity, and thou will judge others with the...
Robert Burns

Quote #4519

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Ae fond kiss, and then we severA farewell, and then foreverDeep in heart-wrung tears...
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