Quote #19056
Sooner or later we all quote our mothers.
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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns he should be drawn...
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The world is wide, and I will not waste my life in friction when...
Quote #21137
Love isn’t a decision. It’s a feeling. If we could decide who we loved,...
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Boys are beyond the range of anybody’s sure understanding, at least when they are...
Quote #3461
See what will happen if you don’t stop biting your fingernails
Quote #18919
I think we’re losing our sense of humor instead of being able to relax...
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Statistician A man who believes figures don’t lie, but admits that under analysis some...
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When I investigate and when I discover that the forces of the heavens and...
Quote #6728
The dead might as well try to speak to the living as the old...